Tagged

• I am too shy to meet strangers. I avoid it to the maximum extent and agree only when it becomes totally necessary. Though later I always regret doing that since it was not that difficult a thing after all.
• I am very conscious about the way my hair’s lookin. Though I don’t have enough to groom, but still it is always a point of utmost consideration for me.
• I am scared to hell when it comes to air travel. Though it has been numerous flights now, each time I prepare for a flight, I always consider it as my last one.
• I can’t sleep in total darkness. Darkness makes me feel uneasy and till this age, I need my room-mate to accompany me at 1’o clock at night, when I have to park my bike inside the apartment.
• I am horribly afraid of insects, specially lizards, cockroaches and spiders. While bathin I always have a feeling that a BIG spider will scroll down the shower and jump directly onto my neck.

For people who have no idea why the hell I have written this crap, here is what ‘tagged’ means. In the world of bloggers, when someone ‘tags’ you, you have to write five arbit things about yourself which other people don’t know. These things can be anything, as long as they r unknown to most of the people.

I was tagged by one of my fellow bloggers (Hema) and hence I ended up composing this post

Marriage ke side effects

Why does marriage suddenly becomes such a big necessity once you are 25+?

Have you ever heard any superhero getting married? Superman is unmarried, so is Spiderman & Batman. Even the Indian superhero Shaktiman is unmarried. This is because, if they get married, they no longer will be superheroes. Imagine, Spiderman going to save the world suddenly gets a call on his mobile, “Darling, what shall I cook today? Will Dhall and bhindi be good? Please bring some potatoes on the way back home. When are you taking me to McDonalds?” Wives will make life hell for them. “Why do you wear your underwear outside the pants? Wear them inside” Common … if a superhero wears his underwear inside, he no longer is a superhero!!!

So try to comprehend the moral of the story and discover the secret of being a superhero.

(Courtesy – Pyaar ke side effects)

Awakening of the DeViL

What happens when you suddenly start getting tempted towards all those things which you have abhorred for long? Suddenly you file like listening to the ‘wrong’ you, knowing very well that it is certainly the darker side of you inner self. All your long cherished principles seem to look like unnecessary shackles and you crave to break away free from all of them. You stand in a state of dilemma and cant decide on anything.

This is the awakening of the inner devil, which tempts you to submit yourself to prohibition. Your will weakens and you start bending in front of the dark lord. This is the time when the Satan takes over and you are no longer your normal self. You cant explain your actions and constantly you act contrary to your normal behavior. Each day the same voice echoes in your empty head “Welcome to HELL”

Golden words

"No one is thinking wrong abt u expect u!!!!"

Some golden words one of my friends told me. I find so much truth in them that its now hard to believe why it didnt dawn upon me before ... The post below this, now feels like absolute crap. I am thankful to that person to make me realize this.

Unnecessary trouble

People say I think too much & I too sometimes realize the same. But is it wrong to be concerned for people, for their feelings? Is it wrong to expect everyone to be happy with you? Maybe, it is. You can’t keep everyone happy all the time. You are a big fool if you expect that to happen. But what if people unnecessarily have a prejudice about you? For me, its difficult to digest that someone hates me, even if I don’t have anything to do with that person. I know these habits of mine often lead me to unwanted mental troubles, but still, old habits die hard. I just want to be good, good to everyone. That’s all I want to do. But now I realize that its actually a wrong thing to do.

Pathetic

Pathetic day is a day when nothing goes right, or rather when you want everything to go wrong. You start your day with a pathetic thought, which takes your mind to pathetic levels and you know you are going to be pathetic for the whole day. Your work in office feels pathetic, your colleagues seem to be behaving pathetically, friends seem to be asking pathetic questions, food tastes pathetic and you wish you were pathetically dead. You don’t feel like doing any pathetic usual stuff, don’t feel like being in the same pathetic office and you feel pathetically suffocated. Then continuing the 'patheticity' (remember the word), you go to the pathetic hotel and fall deep into your pathetic slumbers.

Finally, when you wake up, you realize how pathetic the day had been and you curse yourself for being so pathetic. Then you simply sit and write this pathetic blog and wait for another pathetic day to start.

Death is real

Death!!! You don’t know how real it can be until you see it. You always keep on hearing the crap ... "Death is a reality", "No once can escape death" and all other shit. But these words don’t sink in until ‘it’ crosses your face, until someone you love; dies, until you come to know that someone whom you knew, someone close to you or someone a part of your loved one’s life is gone. People die, and leave behind a void, which can never ever be filled. His near and dear ones will feel his absence forever. He leaves behind the sorrow, the emptiness, the memories, the grief and the never ending ifs and buts. People console, shed a few tears & eventually forget. Life waits for none. But the burden of death, of someone’s absence, someone’s memories is carried lifelong by some unfortunate few.

God does everything for a reason … to hell with the reason; to hell with God and to hell with all the prayers and wishes. What the fuck does God get by creating such painful and pathetic conditions? What good does he do to the family whose support he has taken away? What good has he done to the people who will bear the never ending pain? Nothing, nothing at all. This is not atheism, as some so called believers will preach. This is reality. God is nothing but a hypothetical support for the weak human mind. A means to console our weeping hearts, to support our weak souls, to find a respite for all the problems which daunt us forever. How can someone who is supposed to be a savior bring so much pain on his own children? People will justify with comments like, “God judges you through such situations”, “Everyone who has come, has to go”, and all other never ending crap. But reality is understood by those who see it, who bear the brunt, who feel it and see it on their face. They know what has happened, what has gone, what will never be the same again, no matter how much time passes away, no matter how many new layers of memories cover up the wound. The feeling will remain fresh forever. The feeling of absence. Absence of someone we loved, we loved so much that we never thought that he might be gone some day, without even giving a hint to anyone. Who will suddenly vanish in thin air, leaving us totally helpless. We had to talk to him one more time, we had to say things we always thought we will say some other day; we had to tell him that we love him so much that once he is gone, we will feel so frustratingly pathetic that we couldn’t stop ourselves from shedding a tear each time we think of him.

Live for today, live for NOW. There is no tomorrow. Whatever needs to be done, needs to be now. We never know when he will pull the string. So get up now and tell all your loved ones how much you really care, maybe tomorrow it will be too late.